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quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

(via scaryspagehtti)

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via scaryspagehtti)

Jul 28, 2014 / 145,137 notes

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via vesley)

natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.
Jul 28, 2014 / 825,459 notes

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

(via whodwanttobemenofthepeople)

Jul 28, 2014 / 159,295 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.
Jul 28, 2014 / 159,271 notes

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

(via guy)

Jul 28, 2014 / 12,281 notes
no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code
Jul 28, 2014 / 103,837 notes

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

(via hater-totss)

stoned-levi:

that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
Jul 28, 2014 / 386,028 notes

stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

(via hater-totss)